5/24/09

Invisiblity...for dummies!

Please sit down before you read on...and maybe cover your Mac book with plastic wrap...because what I am about to reveal may BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT...and I don't want to ruin your computer.Ready? I found a website that promises to teach you how to be invisible. I wasn't even looking for it...because I, like everyone else in the world who lives in reality,thought being invisible was the stuff of superhero fantasies.I was wrong.The website claims: This method is used by the CIA and foreign agencies...you can go anywhere without being seen....it works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people....oh and you can vanish & reappear as you wish, wherever you may be.Are you sold? Probably...but the authors of this book though you might be cynical,so they added a BONUS book! Yeah..maybe you are a JERK and invisibility is not enough for you,so when you buy the book, you get THE WIZARDS BOOK of Animal SECRETS...what's that book about?!?!?I don't know if you can even handle what I am about tell you...but with this book, the website claims,you can:command flocks of birds...teach you dog to walk on stilts...keep a squirrel in your pocket...make your cat use a toilet...oh, and BRING DEAD ANIMALS BACK TO LIFE!Don't explode from all the awesomeness...and don't be scared when I show up invisibly behind you holding your formerly dead cat...just thank me for the information.
click HERE to go to the site!